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Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter
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God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
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Jesus has a T-Shirt that says, "Chuck Norris is my homeboy!"
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Jesus loves you, Chuck Norris doesn't.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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