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Definition of the Big Bang: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God.
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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God created Adam and Eve, but quickly created Chuck Norris after realizing Adam's rib wasn't manly enough.
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And God created light, and he thought it was good. Chuck thought it was Ok.
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On the first day god made Chuck Norris, he told him to take it from there.
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When Lucifer fell from heaven, he begged God to take him back because Chuck Norris wanted a piece of him.
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Chuck Norris can solve Rubik's Cube in less than 20 moves!
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God did not create man in resemblance to himself he made them in resemblance to Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris polishes his boots with melted children
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God created Jesus to inspire peace. When that didn't work, he created Chuck Norris to enforce it.
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Chuck Norris play's Texas hold em with Zeus, every second Wednesday of the month
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The song "What if God was one of us" was Chuck's way of trying to tell us something
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God Created Man, Then God Created Woman To Support The Man! Then God Created CHUCK NORRIS To Support The Women!
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