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Stop treating Chuck Norris like God. Treat God like Chuck Norris!
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God created the earth in 7 days. But Chuck Norris can destroy the earth in 7 seconds.
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The Best Miracle Ever To Happen Is CHUCK NORRIS! Thank God I Live In His Prime!
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Chuck Norris is not to be idolized or worshiped. He is to be feared... forever.
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God doesn't say Chuck Norris' name in vain.
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God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris flipped the switch.
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Chuck Norris wan't born in America, he was born on Mt. Olympus.
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Chuck Norris is in everyone. Specifically, his foot is roundhouse kicked into everyone's face at any one time. The force of it is up to him
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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If God and Satan got into a fight, Chuck Norris would win.
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Chuck Norris once fought Kratos. The loser had to get blades seared into his arms
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God once tried to make a deal with Chuck Norris. He said, "You may rule all universe except for the Earth. But that's only if you're okay with that.".
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God created man in his image, Chuck Norris created Jack Bauer.
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