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Chuck Norris can rollerskate up-hill.
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The person seen on TV is not the REAL Chuck Norris. If a person were to look upon the real Chuck Norris God would immediatel smite them.
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Chuck Norris is no man, no woman, no God, no Devil. Chuck Norris is simply Chuck Norris.
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God didn't kick the devil out of heaven, he got Chuck Norris to do it.
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When God closes a door, he opens a window. When Chuck Norris closes a window, the Kool-Aid guy bursts through a wall.
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People say the universe was created by the Big Bang...but it was actually just Chuck Norris buying a house from God.
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God can Kill Chuck Norris whenever he wants. But I can't tell you or else he'll roundho... AAARG!
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God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears
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Chuck Norris uses Splash and it's a 1 hit K-O
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris can swim underground
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Angels make snow-Chucks in the winter.
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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