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Facts with the tag "death"

182,000 Americans die from Chuck Norris-related accidents every year.

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Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die.

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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold. Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.

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Whoever said "only the good die young" was probably in Chuck Norris's kindergarten class.

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Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.

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Chuck Norris will never die. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris

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A man once screamed at Chuck Norris. To this day that man has no throat.

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There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Chuck Norris ' roundhouse kick.

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When Chuck Norris competes he finishes in 1st place. When Chuck Norris' opponents compete they finish in dead place

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if you watch the ring you die in 7 days,if you look at Ckuck Norris you die instantly

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Inspite the fact that Chuck Norris has a soul, the Ghost Rider doesn't use the penance stare on him, because he will die the moment he looks at Chuck.

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Sephiroth said, "Shall i give you despair?" Chuck said, "...." then Sephiroth suddenly died.

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"Chuck Norris The Game" was cancelled immediately after it was produced, because no one else could play it and not die, only Chuck.

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