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Chuck Norris knows when you will die. He always knows when someone will die.
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Once a man crossing the street insulted Chuck Norris. He was instantly hit by a bus. At least, that's what people think happened.
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A Chuck Norris love scene is one where he lets the other guy live, then kills him anyway.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die. Death Chuck Norrisses.
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Chuck Norris can take it with him when he goes.
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When Mr.T says don't give me no back talk, Chuck Norris kills him.
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If a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick hits you, you will die, If he misses, the wind from the kick gives you pneumonia, you will die. Don't tease Norris!
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When Death knocked on Chuck Norris’s door, Chuck Norris laughed. Death is now Chuck Norris’s Bitch.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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Swine Flu looked at Chuck Norris.
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Anyone that doesn't exsist actually used to be alive. Chuck Norris erased them from history using his beard and some febreeze.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Death has a shadow. Chuck Norris
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