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Chuck Norris actually died 10 years ago, death is too scared to tell him
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Chuck Norris has brought a person back to life with a roundhouse to the face, then promptly killed them again with another roundhouse kick to the face
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The day Chuck Norris will die, he will roundhouse kick the bucket.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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People sell their souls to the devil. The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sting bees
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Death didn't come for Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris came for Death
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If you can hear death coming, rest assured it isn't Chuck Norris.
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When you walk through the valley of the shadow of death you're actually walking through Chuck Norris' living room
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Oliver Peck was hired to tattoo Chuck Norris, but knew no tattoo needle could penetrate Chuck Norris’ skin, he used three hairs from Chuck's beard.
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Wax Museums have about ten deaths a month on average from people whose heads explode from looking at Chuck Norris' sculpture too long.
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Global Warming is caused by Chuck Norris' flatulence, which can get as hot as 2400 degrees, Celsius.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience. Death still won't talk about it.
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