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Facts with the tag "death"

The French used the guillotine until 1977, now they call Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris is the original Weapon of Mass Destruction.

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Juan Sheet does Plenty but Chuck Norris doesnt care... Juan Sheet is dead.

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There is only one thing we can be sure of in life.... Chuck Norris

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The last thing Nostradamus saw in the future just seconds before he died, was Chuck Norris' boot roundhouse kick into his skull.

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Chuck Norris was once asked to play rock, paper, scissors. When he learned roundhouse kick was not and option, he immedietly decapitated everyone.

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Chuck Norris was once bitten by a poisonous snake. after three das of excrutiating pain, the cobra died.

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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.

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The only thing worse than Chuck Norris is death, No, I got it backwards

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The term "Chuck Norris" derives from prehistoric times. It is synomonous with 'Fear', 'Death' and 'Kicking of the Roundhouse Variety'

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Chuck Norris was originally death, the problem is that he had to wait until his victims were almost dead to finish them. Chuck Norris waits for nobody

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When Chuck Norris punches a punching bag, a random person somewhere in the world dies.

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Chuck Norris and Satan got in a staring contest Satan burned up from the intensity

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