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If you see Chuck Norris, you won't see Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris kills you, and you get to heaven, he's there, waiting.
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There are infinite ways to skin a cat, and yes, Chuck Norris knows ALL of them.
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On June 25th 2009 Chuck Norris decided to not buy any more Music Mad by Michael Jackson...
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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Chuck Norris caught a great white shark once, using the Internet
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I once said to Chuck Norris, "What's up Chuck?". He replied, "What's up Casper? You're mighty Friendly!" That's how I got my name, after he killed me.
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One time a person tried to arm wrestle Chuck Norris, he was never seen again
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Chuck Norris knows where you live.......and he knows where you die.
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Chuck Norris put the 'OW' in 'WOW."
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The reason there isn't any life on Mars is because Chuck Norris has already been there.
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Death came for Chuck Norris, but Chuck didn't want to go, so he round-house kicked Death and now they play poker every other Thursday
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A panda once looked at Chuck Norris wrong. Since then, pandas have gone on the endangered species list.
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