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Some people get Grim Reaper tattoos. The Grim Reaper has a Chuck Norris tattoo.
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Chuck Norris didn't survive the nuclear apocalypse. He caused it.
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A new thrill seeking adventure is waiting til Chuck is done talking and saying "Cool story, bro". So far the world record is at "coo..", before death.
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Chuck Norris made Eve eat the apple in fear of being round-house kicked
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Chuck Norris can watch a movie which is no longer available.
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Chuck Norris can do a one man rendition of The Imperial Death March as he walks into the room, full orchestra.
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If Chuck Norris dreams of killing you, you die in real life.
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If sleep is the cousin of death, Chuck Norris is the Father of both.
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They once named a street after Chuck Norris, but they had to rename it because no one can cross Chuck Norris and live.
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Chuck Noris is the reason Burger King says "Have it your way"
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There are 3 kinds of death in this world. Slow painful death, quick painless death, and Chuck Norris.
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The only sure things in life are death and taxes. Unless you're Chuck Norris, then they're optional.
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The cruelest form of capital punishment? A slap on the wrist-- from Chuck Norris.
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