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Chuck Norris can play the death waltz with his chin.
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Many people are afraid of death, Death is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Hitler tried to beat Chuck Norris' record
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear.
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All humans used to be immortal. Chuck Norris invented death just so he could get rid of some.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Death was created after Chuck Norris was born.
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Chuck Norris is not a man, he is a machine
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to say Marco.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shoot you. He kicks a bullet through your head.
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In the average living room, there are 2431 things Chuck Norris can use to kill you; including the room itself
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