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Some people believe in life after death, and some people believe in life after Chuck Norris.
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An object in motion will stay in motion unless Chuck Norris stops it.
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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.
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"Death Note" Is Chuck Norris' TO-DO List.
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Chuck Norris once made a stone bleed to death.
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Chuck Norris can beat an Xbox game with a Play Station controller.
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Bruce Wayne survived at the end of the Dark Knight Rises because Chuck Norris did not give him permission to die.
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Calling Chuck Norris stupid is a federal offense. Calling him weak is punishable by death.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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Chuck Norris once jumped into a pit of lava on a bet. The lava burned to death.
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Chuck Norris has cheated death… and deaths just gonna have to live with it.
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