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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
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Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
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