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Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies closer. Close enough to drop them with one round house kick to the face.
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Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.
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Superman once watched an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger. He then cried himself to sleep.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
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Give a man a fish, and you will feed him for a day. Give a man anything that is better than a fish, and Chuck Norris will beat his ass and take it.
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