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If Chuck was in the actual game, Captain Falcon would be to slow......................... Chuck doesn't even use a car oh ya, I'm talking about F-Zero
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The world's fastest car has 7 gears. 5, 6, and Chuck Norris.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris. Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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James Bond uses a silencer, Chuck Norris uses a loudener -kylebrown
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Chuck Norris's car doesn’t run on petrol, it runs of fear!
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Chuck Norris is the Stig
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Chuck Norris once ate a school bus and excreted a Formula 1 car.....complete with driver.
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Chuck Norris was the only person who was rear-ended while driving a Ford Pinto and survived.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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When Chuck crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.
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Chuck Norris can drive 400 mph in a G-Whizz.
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Chuck Norris can drive stick in an automatic.
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Chuck Norris's car doesn't have MPGs he has LPGs for light years per gallon.
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