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Definition of the Big Bang: Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked God.
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The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris itself
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When Chuck Norris gets upset, an Eathquake occurs. When he is happy you've been hit with a roundhouse kick and are seeing his smile from the afterlife
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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There are only two things that cause certain suffering and death. The Mark of the beast, and the Mark of Chuck Norris ' roundhouse kick.
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Even after muting "Walker, Texas Ranger", you can still hear Chuck Norris's victims screaming after getting roundhouse kicked.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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They once offered Chuck Norris to star in the new Mortal Kombat game but he roundhouse kicked the man who asked, nobody plays Chuck Norris
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The original "300" was a movie based on Chuck Norris' victorious stand against 10,000 persians. 300 was his rkps(roundhouse kicks per second).
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The apple falls far from the tree, when a roundhouse kick is taken to the trunk.
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When Chuck Norris wants butter, he doesn't need to do it like all the other people, he just roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out
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It's a proven fact that the atomic bomb is simply a smaller scale replica of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Lucifer did not fall from heaven because he sinned. In fact, he was round-house kicked by Chuck Norris
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