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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Gibbs Paradox is the equation for Chuck Norris' roundhouse kicks.
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When Jeremy Clarkson shouts POWER! on Top Gear, he is describing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris never kills...with one roundhouse kick his opponent simply ceases to exist.
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Where does the devil go when he dies? He goes to Chuck Norris for an eternity of roundhouse kicks.
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CHUCK NORRIS SAYS RELAX with a swift roundhouse kick to your medulla oblongata.
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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The fallout effects from one Chuck Norris roundhouse kick are felt for many generations
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It is said that to stare Chuck Norris directly in the eyes is like having your soul roundhouse kicked into limbo.
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If you met Chuck Norris in your dreams he would roundhouse kick you back to reality
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Why is Chuck not included on the movie "The Expendables"? Because Chuck can finish everyone of them with just one roundhouse kick, to the face!
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The world we live in is the afterlife since 1940 (Chuck Norris was born).He roundhouse kicked all newborn babies and killed them since then.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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