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Chuck Norris ordered all these peoples here to post Chuck Norris Facts or he would roundhouse kick them ...
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Morphius gave Chuck Norris the choice of the red pill or the blue pill, Chuck Norris took both and roundhouse kicked him. No one makes Chuck choose.
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Chuck Norris only exists to do two things, kick ass and chew gum. And he's all outta gum.
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Chuck Norris Forgot His Password And Is On His Way To Seattle To Give Bill Gates A Roundhouse Kick in the Ass
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Chuck Norris plays his own version of Tetris. Instead of blocks coming down however, each piece consists of two fists and two roundhouse kicks.
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Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the ocean for getting his feet wet and caused hurricane Katrina!!
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Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the tickets so hard they became diamonds.
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In sign language, a roundhouse kick to the face is how you say the name "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris was playing in his sandbox and Roundhoused the sand and now we have the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris can sting bees
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Chuck Norris doesn't own an iphone. He refuses to use a touchscreen due to the fact he either punches or roundhouses everything.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet to e-roundhouse kick everyone at once.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a man into next week...in fact, I believe he's due back tomorrow.
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