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Chuck Norris can't make 3D films. The roundhouse kick in 3D would kill.
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Darwin Award Winner 2010: The guy who said that "Chuck Norris is too old and past his best". He was found dead with roundhouse kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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In Soviet Russia... Chuck Norris still roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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Every explosion you see in a movie is just Chuck Norris doing a random roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris is in everyone. Specifically, his foot is roundhouse kicked into everyone's face at any one time. The force of it is up to him
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Chuck Norris can perform the act of Inception without going into the subconcious. He does so in the concious mind by performing a roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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Sticks and stones may break my bones but Chuck Norris will roundhouse your chin
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Chuck Norris found Waldo, roundhoused him, into space. that's why the world can't find him.
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Australia didn't drift away over thousands of years, Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked it in the face
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Someone gave Chuck Norris a chocolate cookie once, he roundhouse kicked it, destroying the Nestle Tollhouse factory
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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