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I watched Chuck Norris movie with 3-D Glasses while he performed his roundhouse kick. I suffered 5 weeks of pain from broken jaw in a hospital
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When Chuck Norris tells jokes, he doesn't have punchlines he has roundhouse kicks.
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Professional wrestling becomes real when Chuck Norris steps into the ring.
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A properly harnessed CHUCK NORRIS roundhouse, can power a large city forever.
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If Chuck Norris put the first knuckle of his pinkie finger in his pocket, he would be arrested for concealing a deadly weapon
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Science has proven the all headache sufferers are actually victims of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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When Chuck Norris makes a roundhouse kick he may appear to be moving around. What actually happens is, he just makes the world move around him
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Chuck Norris can give you a Roundhouse Kick with his hand
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A Chuck Norris fact a day keeps his roundhouse kicks away.
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If you use the words “can’t” and “Chuck Norris” in the same sentence, Chuck Norris will appear and roundhou
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James Bond says his name twice to introduce himself. Chuck Norris just roundhouse kicks you in the face.
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I'm very well know for being the only survivor of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. Although, there is a chance that he will come back for rev-
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When one door closes, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks another one open...
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