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The Higgs Boson is only elusive because it's afraid Chuck Norris will punch it again.
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Chuck Norris can make his foot into a fist and punch you in the face with it
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Chuck Norris runs so fast, he ran around the world and punched himself at the back of his head
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After every defeating roundhouse kick Chuck Norris licks his own elbows in victory.
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Chuck Norris can give you two black eyes with one punch.
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Chuck Norris can punch the stench out of a skunk
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Chuck Norris Is So Fast, That He Can Run Around The World And Punch Himself In The Back Of His Head!
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Chuck Norris doesn't own an iphone. He refuses to use a touchscreen due to the fact he either punches or roundhouses everything.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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There is a new Chuck Norris gadget in the market, the iPunch!
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Chuck Norris once punched Sylvester Stallone so hard, he knocked out Steven Segal's dog
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When Chuck Norris jumps from a building, the concrete commits suicide.
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A scientist said Chuck Norris couldn't make the world flat. Chuck Norris then punch him into the ground making the world flat.
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