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Chuck Norris doesn't need to punch you till kill you, the shockwave of his arm passing you is enough
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Chuck Norris jokes don't even need punchlines.
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The Witness Protection Program also exists for those crazy to think they can take on Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris drinks milk from the carton......DEAL WITH IT!
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Chuck Norris was once witnessed flushing a Port-A-Potty by jabbing its walls...
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If Chuck Norris punched you, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris doesn't punch bags he punches faces.
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If Chuck Norris punched you in the face, you wouldn't be reading this.
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Chuck Norris doesn't punch people. If he did, they would disintegrate. Instead, they throw themselves backwards to avoid his fist.
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Chuck Norris once punched somebody in the face. His fist went through his head and hit the guy behind him, too.
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Chuck Norris can punch with his feet, and kick with his hands.
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If Chuck Norris punches the ground, maps must be redrawn.
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