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Chuck Norris once ordered a steak in a restaurant. The steak did what it was told.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris likes his coffee half and half: half coffee grounds, half wood-grain alcohol.
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Chuck Norris uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
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Chuck Norris owns a chain of fast-food restaurants throughout the southwest. They serve nothing but barbecue-flavored ice cream and Hot Pockets.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum. Chuck Norris chews tin foil.
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When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
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Chuck Norris starts everyday with a protein shake made from Carnation Instant Breakfast, one dozen eggs, pure Colombian cocaine, and rattlesnake venom.
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He injects it directly into his neck with a syringe.
Chuck Norris is a vegetarian. Meaning, he does not eat animals until first he puts them into vegetative state with his fists.
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When Chuck Norris makes a burrito, its main ingredient is real toes.
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One time, at band camp, Chuck Norris ate a percussionist.
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When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.
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