Facts with the tag "food" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "food"

A man once taunted Chuck Norris with a bag of Lay's potato chips, saying "Betcha can't eat just one!" Chuck Norris proceeded to eat the chips, the bag, and the man …

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… in one deft move.
Chuck Norris' favorite cereal is Kellogg's Nails 'N' Gravel.

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Chuck Norris likes his ice like he likes his skulls: crushed.

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Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.

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There are now five cup sizes at Starbucks: Short, Tall, Grande, Venti, and Chuck Norris.

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The best part of waking up, is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep.

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Chuck Norris neither melts in your mouth nor in your hand. He shreds your trachea before ravaging your soul with a combination of chocolate, whickey and death.

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Oh, and pain. Lots of pain.
Chuck Norris puts the caramel in the Caramilk bar.

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Chuck Norris wears Orion's Belt around his pinky toe and he eats with the Big Dipper.

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Chuck Norris eats lightning and farts thunder.

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Before sliced bread, people used to say "That's the greatest thing since Chuck Norris".

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But Chuck Norris was displeased by this. So he roundhouse kicked a loaf of bread into slices.
Chuck Norris visits an active volcano every morning to get some of "the best damn espresso on Earth".

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Chuck Norris eats eight meals a day. Seven are steak, and the last is the rest of the cow.

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