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Chuck Norris don't open no can of whoopass. He makes his own.
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The active ingredient in Red Bull is Chuck Norris's sweat.
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Chuck Norris make onions CRY!!!
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Chuck Norris eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.
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Chuck can believe it's butter
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Contruary to popular belief, Chuck Norris can polish sh!t, it's too bad no-one can give him any to prove it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drink pink lemonade. But if he did, it would turn yellow out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"
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When you eat Chuck Norris' chicken, you don't poo it. It digests you.
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Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, he chews bullets!
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How many licks does it take Chuck Norris to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Zero. He simply stares at the candy and the outer coating is gone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go fishing when he's hungry. He just chooses a lake to be soup.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat food, the food goes into Chuck Norris.
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