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An earthquake with a reading of 9.8 was recorded in USA when chuck Norris burped.
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Chuck Norris once created an iPhone out of nothing but a pen, a gameboy color, 1 christmas light bulb, and his own fingernail.
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Chuck Norris came before the chicken and the egg!!
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Chuck Norris can break every rule made by the Soup Nazzi, and he would still get soup, or beef jerky if he feels like it.
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When Chuck Norris wants a Klondike bar, no one makes him do anything.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat it too
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris' freezepop of choice is Shards O' Glass
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Chuck Norris doesn't pick up his food to eat it. He commands it to enter his mouth.
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When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
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Never go to Chuck Norris' house for a meal. For breakfast he'll serve you paincakes, and for lunch he'll just treat you to a knuckle sandwich.
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Chuck Norris orders his steaks rare. Then he stares at them until they reach his preferred level of doneness.
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Chuck Norris can eat water and drink food
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