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Chuck Norris eats nails for breakfast... without any milk.
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Chuck Norris can eat with his mouth closed the whole time.
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Chuck Norris knows that Big Bird tastes like chicken.
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How many Chuck Norrises does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? Only one roundhouse kick.
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Once, during a game of Monopoly, Chuck Norris ate $723 dollars, 2 train stations, a get-out-of-jail-free card, and the banker
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The reason the orange M&M guy is to scared all the time is because orange is Chuck Norris' favorite color.
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Chuck Norris gargles with frag grenades.
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Chuck Norris' favorite flavor of ice cream is called "Black & Blue".
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A resturant once tried to serve Chuck frozen cheese, Chuck let the resturant survive and It is now Chuckie Cheese
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Chuck Norris caught a great white shark once, using the Internet
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear
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Chuck Norris can see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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Chuck Norris never says "It tastes like chicken," not even chicken.
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