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Chick Norris needs not to eat, he just devours food for blood sport.
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Chuck Norris can gargle bread!
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat food, food just wants to be in him
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Chuck Norris eats guys like you for breakfast. And puppies. And Coco Pops.
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Soup doesn't get stuck to Chuck Norrisis beard ... it gets devoured in secunds.
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Napalm was actually invented in Malaysia, after Chuck Norris had a rough night when he ate some of the local food.
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Jackie Chan was created when Chuck Norris ate after midnight.
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Chuck Norris can't spill the beans... He has already eaten them
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Chuck Norris is so tough he can unscramble scrambled eggs.
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Chuck Norris' favorite Chip flavor is Paint.
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Jaffa Cakes are not crazy about Chuck Norris, but Chuck Norris is crazy about Jaffa Cakes.
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Chuck Norris is what happens when a gremlin eats after midnight.
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Chuck Norris eats a cereal of bowl for breakfast.
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