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Chuck Norris can eat Chinese food with one chopstick.
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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."
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Chuck Norris can make orange juice out of bananas
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If Chuck Norris limited his daily food intake by 1/5, the world famine problem would have been solved; forever.
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Chuck Norris likes children...they taste like chicken.
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When Chuck Norris wants some ice cream, he eats Antartica
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Chuck Norris does not eat, he fights hunger
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Chuck Norris never eats fast food. The food stops to let him eat
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Chuck Norris would never run for president. Why run a country when he already rules the world
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually need to eat. Food just uses his body for protection
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Chuck's favorite food isn't Chinese or Mexican, it's pain.
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat whipped cream. He prefers Roundhouse Kicked cream.
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Chuck Norris gets served before he enters the restaurant.
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