Facts with the tag "food" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "food"

Chuck Norris never goes food-shopping. Food comes to him!

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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.

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When Chuck Norris eats, his food screams.

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Chuck Norris once had an energy drink. It was banned in 58 states, Canada, Russia, and Painlandia which is wherever Chuck goes

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Chuck Norris put corns in the Milky Way and eat them at his breakfast.

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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV

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Chuck Norris told the Soup Nazi he wanted a pizza, the Soup Nazi made it for him.

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Chuck Norris once asked for a Dodo Sandwich

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Food doesn't digest in Chuck Norris. It melts from fear of the thought of being inside Chuck Norris.

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