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When Chuck Norris is ready to wake up, he tells the sun to get the above the horizon.
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When Chuck Norris eats and apple its really the sun.
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Why does the sun rise in the east? Because Chuck Norris is chasing it from the other side.
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Why does the sun rise in the east? Because Chuck Norris is chasing it from the other side.
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The world may circle around the sun but the sun circles around Chuck Norris.
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allow it to.
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The sun only rises every morning because Chuck Norris allows it to.
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The sun doesn't go down it is just running from Chuck Norris
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One day, Chuck Norris lit a campfire. That day, the humans saw the sun for the first time.
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Humans wear sunglasses. The sun wears Chuckglasses.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sunburned. The sun gets Chuck Norris-burned
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A black hole is created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks a sun.
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Chuck Norris can turn the light off and be in bed asleep before the room gets dark.
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