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Do you see the Sun and the Moon?, Chuck Norris is responsible for these phenomenons. No questions
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Chuck Norris has a lightswitch for the sun.
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Chuck Norris can kill a vampire by showing him a picture of the sun.
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Chuck Norris is currently just a 'caterpillar' of his species. When he becomes the 'butterfly', he'll suck the moon dry and lay eggs on the sun
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' light bulb.
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Chuck Norris defeated the Sun in a brightness contest
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Chuck Norris can reboot the Sun.
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Earth does not orbit the sun. The sun orbits Chuck Norris.
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The sun sets because it is afraid of being looked at by Chuck Norris
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If Chuck Norris was at the World Trade Center on 9-11-01, the planes would've been in the Sun.
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When the Sun saw Chuck Norris, the Sun had to visit the optometrist.
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The Sun is Chuck Norris' idea of a hot chicken wing.
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We don't have to worry about the Sun going supernova. Chuck Norris will get there first.
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