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Chuck Norris uses a hat because he doesn't want to destroy the Sun
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Night time...when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris lives in the center of the sun. He thought all of the other planets weren't good enough for him.
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Chuck Norris uses a sundial at night.
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The sun cannot look directly at Chuck Norris. It must use specialized equipment just to gaze upon his silhouette
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Chuck Norris does not wear sunscreen. The Sun needs protection from Chuck Norris.
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When most people clap twice in their home the lights go out, when Chuck Norris claps twice the sun goes out.
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That's not an eclipse....that's the sun hiding from Chuck Norris.
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You ever heard of the sun, Chuck Norris was cold one day.
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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon. Chuck Norris was the first man to walk on the sun.
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Chuck Norris is suing Sunny D, because only Chuck Norris can unleash the power of the sun!
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When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
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In the Summer, the sun tries to beat the heat of Chuck Norris.
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