Facts with the tag "sun" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "sun"

The World revolves around the Sun because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it every morning for fun.

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The sun wears Chuck Norris block.

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Chuck Norris is so hot that for a while he worked as the sun

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Chuck gives the sun the chills.

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Icarus flew to the sun and his wings melted. Chuck Norris flew to the sun, and the sun melted.

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The Sun only rises when Chuck Norris wakes up.

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The sun will rise in the west and set in the east if Chuck Norris wants it to.

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Chuck Norris can jump out of a bottomless pit.

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Chuck Norris goes sunbathing... Quite literally.....

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The reason why the moon doesn't fall down to the earth is because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks it into space at sunrise every morning.

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