Facts with the tag "animals" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "animals"

Zebras used to be pure white... until Chuck Norris round-house kicked a tiger

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Chuck Norris once touch a kitten, now its a tiger

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? No woodchuck could chuck Chuck's wood!

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Chuck Norris rode a Mammoth...Yesterday

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Curiosity didn't kill the cat Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked curiosity in the face, and the cat got in the way.

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There are infinite ways to skin a cat, and yes, Chuck Norris knows ALL of them.

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A Jedi said: "Let the Force be with you", Chuck replied "I am the Force."

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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.

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Once when Chuck Norris was stranded in the wilderness, animals came to him to be eaten

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A little-known fact: Mr.T once had a beard, until Chuck Norris kicked him in the chin.

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