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Morgan Freeman is the only person that could narrate Chuck Norris's life, other than himself.
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Nobody knows what the matrix is... just Chuck Norris
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Why is Oprah is so popular? Because this is the only show that Chuck Norris is laughing at
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The Matrix Trilogy would have ended on the first movie if Keanu Reeves said, “I know Chuck Norris.”
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Chuck norris can scare a horror movie
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When Chuck Norris watches a chick flick it is considered manly
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Chuck Norris can get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry.
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Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
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If Chuck Norris starred in the new action movie, it would be called Unexpendables instead of The Expendables.
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Chuck Norris can handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people. You can guess why.
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Chuck Norris can watch a 2 hour movie in 1 hour
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Every explosion you see in a movie is just Chuck Norris doing a random roundhouse kick.
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