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Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle
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Chuck Norris can EAT water...
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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If you see Chuck Norris kicking himself... its because he ran out of asses to kick. But thats impossible.
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The word 'impossible' was originally defined as 'Not possible; Not able to exist.' The real meaning is: 'Not possible (Unless you are Chuck Norris)
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Chuck's morning routine: A spoon full of cinnamon, salt and 5 crackers and reads the Wallstreet Journal in its entirely.
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Chuck Norris beat Nazi Zombies.
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Chuck Norris doesn't even have to bid in an auction to win it.
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Chuck Norris can wash his clothes in a dryer
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Chuck Norris can unlock a hairpin with a door
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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Chuck Norris can play the violin solo in 'Four Seasons' on the French Horn, at full tempo.
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Chuck Norris's beard can cut diamonds.
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