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Chuck Norris can sit while standing
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Chuck Norris can drive forward in neutral
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Chuck Norris played tennis with himself and won, ON BOTH SIDES OF THE COURT.
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Chuck Norris is so awesome, to him the word impossible just means mildly inconvenient
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Chuck Norris was born tomorrow and is gonna start living yesterday.
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Chuck Norris can choke ghosts.
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Chuck Norris never eats fast food. The food stops to let him eat
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Chuck Norris can measure his weight with a ruler.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors
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Chuck Norris' teeth floss themselves.
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Pluto was a planet, until it shrunk in the sight of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can put a King in check mate on the chess board without moving one piece.
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Water holds its breath when Chuck Norris is in below the surface.
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