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Science Fact: Roundhouse kicks are comprised primarily of an element called Chucktanium.
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The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales.
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Chuck Norris is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris’ favorite cut of meat is the roundhouse.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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MacGyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can roundhouse-kick his head through a wall and take it.
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The US did not boycott the 1980 Summer Olympics in Moscow due to political reasons: Chuck Norris killed the entire US team with a single round-house kick during TaeKwonDo practice.
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Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy.
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Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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It is better to give than to receive. This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Human cloning is outlawed because if Chuck Norris were cloned, then it would be possible for a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to meet another chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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Physicists theorize that this contact would end the universe.
If Chuck Norris round-house kicks you, you will die. If Chuck Norris misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.
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