Facts with the tag "roundhouse-kick" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "roundhouse-kick"

What would Chuck Norris do? I'll give you a clue - a roundhouse kick is involved.

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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East

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Chuck Norris's chest hair is highly toxic; within seconds of contact, it shuts down all biological systems via roundhouse kicks at the cellular level.

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Descartes said, "I think, therefore I am." Chuck Norris disproved this by delivering a roundhouse kick squarely to the core of Descartes' being.

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Great Hurricane of 1780 was caused because Chuck Norris was roundhouse-kicking Jackie Chan in a movie.

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Every line in a Chuck Norris haiku is "A roundhouse kick to the face." And they all have the correct number of syllables.

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All roads lead to Chuck Norris, and a round house kick to the face

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Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked the faces of his best fans into the side of Mount Rushmore.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicks you HE decides when you will feel the impact .

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Casper was roundhouse-kicked out of his body by Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris' favorte joke is "laugh", yours is too or he will roundhouse-kick you to an alternate universe.

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