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Facts with the tag "money"

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

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Chuck Norris' credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, he maxed them out.

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Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a ten dollar bill into 200 nickels.

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The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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The United States could save billions in defense funding if they trade the Military for Chuck Norris.

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If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again

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When Chuck Norris eats and apple its really the sun.

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Chuck Norris stared at the ATM until it gave Chuck Norris the amount of money he wants.

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If Chuck Norris goes to the bank to get money, all banks go on a world crisis. It happened on 2008.

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Chuck Norris is the only person who can grow money out of a tree...

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During a war, governments buy Chuck Norris bonds.

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The first paper money press was invented when Chuck Norris drew a design under his boot and stepped on a tree.

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They were going to put Chuck Norris' face on the bill above the hundred, but there wasn't a value high enough to put Chuck's face on.

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