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Chuck Norris invented Kentucky Fried Chicken's famous secret recipe, with eleven herbs and spices. But nobody ever mentions the twelfth ingredient: Fear.
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Chuck Norris built a better mousetrap, but the world was too frightened to beat a path to his door.
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Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
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Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell. He can also detect hope, as in "I hope I don't get a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
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Chuck Norris uses a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
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Most people fear the Reaper. Chuck Norris considers him "a promising Rookie".
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We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream. He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris stared evil in the face, and it backed down.
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