Facts with the tag "fear" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "fear"

Be afraid when you see Chuck Norris, be VERY afraid when you don't see Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris will never die. Death is afraid of Chuck Norris

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Chuck Norris can not only smell your fear, he also detects your dread, panic, and abject horror.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drink pink lemonade. But if he did, it would turn yellow out of fear.

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The Inuit have over a 100 words for snow but only two for fear.. Chuck Norris.

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Whenever Chuck Norris gets out of bed, Satan cries "Oh crap, he's awake!" soils himself and then hides.

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Chuck Norris doesn't have to lick a totsie roll lollipop, it melts in fear.

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There's nothing to fear but fear itself, they say. But even fear itself fears Chuck Norris.

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Earthquakes occur because even the ground trembles in fear when Chuck Norris is around.

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On September 12, 2001 Chuck Norris promised to issue Bin Laden a roundhouse kick. No one has seen him since.

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Chuck Norris doesn't need to ask Google to pixelize his house, because Google doesn't dare to shoot Chuck Norris house.

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Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.

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Unlike Neo, Chuck Norris doesn't stop bullets with his mind. The bullets are too afraid of Chuck Norris to even get close to him

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