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Chuck-a-phobia: The Fear of your head exploding after over exposure to Chuck Norris
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The sum of all fears = Chuck Norris
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The reason why no shots were fired during the "Cold War" was because both sides were afraid to wake Chuck Norris from his slumber.
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You have nothing to fear but fear itself - and Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to jumpstart a car, the car jumpstarts itself out of fear.
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The term "Chuck Norris" derives from prehistoric times. It is synomonous with 'Fear', 'Death' and 'Kicking of the Roundhouse Variety'
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The reason the orange M&M guy is to scared all the time is because orange is Chuck Norris' favorite color.
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Chuck Norris isn't afraid to step on land mines, land mines are afraid of Chuck Norris stepping on them.
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Chuck Norris holds the patent for fear.
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Chuck Norris is who killed Kenny
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Chuck Norris doesn't fear the FBC. FBC fears Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris has no freezer. He stares at food and they freeze with fear
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