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FDR said "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself" because he had never met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has one pet. It's name is fear
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We didn't find Saddam Hussein. He heard the government hired Chuck Norris and surrendered.
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Chuck Norris is not a cellular being but a metaphysical exposition of man's fear.
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Chuck Norris is the reason the planes crashed into the twin towers. Osama took the credit...and that's why Osama is hiding
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Global warming is a myth, Chuck Norris got cold so the world turned up its own thermostat out of fear.
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Jell-O doesn't jiggle. It shakes out of fear from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is only afraid of two things... Two Chuck Norris'.
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Chuck Norris scared the Brave Little Toaster.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wash dishes, they wet themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris fears only one thing....the mirror.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, the room leaves.
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The words Danger, Terror, Fear and Violence will one day be replaced in the English language with two words: Chuck Norris.
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