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Facts with the tag "TV"

Mr. T pities the fool. Chuck Norris rips the fool's head off.

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Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.

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Chuck Norris was on Deal or No Deal the bankers first offer was $1 million dollars, never try to bargin with Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris was on Who wants to be a millionare, he never answered a queation but just stared at the host and they gave him the million.

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On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000.

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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.

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Chuck Norris has yet to be entirely pissed off. Why? Because we would call that event "The Apocolypse"

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A lost TV remote will come out of hiding to find Chuck Norris.

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Inspite the fact that Chuck Norris has a soul, the Ghost Rider doesn't use the penance stare on him, because he will die the moment he looks at Chuck.

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Chuck Norris can kill the entire human race in one second with a toothpick, while fighting Godzilla and Superman, at the same time.

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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.

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Great Hurricane of 1780 was caused because Chuck Norris was roundhouse-kicking Jackie Chan in a movie.

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Chuck Norris called McDonald's through the television.

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