Facts with the tag "TV" | Chuck Norris Facts

Facts with the tag "TV"

Why is Chuck not included on the movie "The Expendables"? Because Chuck can finish everyone of them with just one roundhouse kick, to the face!

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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.

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Everybody loves Raymond, except Chuck Norris

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Walker: Texas Ranger went into syndication before the first episode was shot.

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Chuck Norris can win a Modern Warfare hardcore team deathmatch online 7500 to 0. Without his TV on.

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"Requiem For A Dream" tune is being played, when Chuck Norris is browsing through his TV program.

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Chuck Norris will never have a reality TV show, because watching Chuck Norris' reality causes seizures.

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I recently watched Walker Texas Ranger... Chuck Norris entered the scene... My face instantaneously exploded. It couldn't withstand such awesomeness

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CNN "is" the Chuck Norris Network

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The person seen on TV is not the REAL Chuck Norris. If a person were to look upon the real Chuck Norris God would immediatel smite them.

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Ghosts actually have their own kind of tv. The show that scares them the most is called "Chuck Norris Caught On Tape".

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3-D Tv doesn't work because of the goggles, it works because Chuck Norris scared the people off the screen.

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Chuck Norris was supposed to star in the tv show 'Man vs Wild', but the network did not want kids thinking 'lava is safe to eat'.

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