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Chuck Norris doesn't use a remote, he just tells the tv to change channels.
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Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle
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Chuck Norris can watch The Sopranos on The Disney Channel.
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All shows have to be aproved and sponserd by Chuck Norris otherwise they are destroyed.
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Chuck Norris won the Super Bowl by watching it on TV.
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Chuck Norris can watch HD TV on a Gameboy Color!
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Chuck Norris found the TV show Lost
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Chuck Norris can change the TV channel -- while it's off.
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Scientists in Sony are working on CNDTV; or Chuck Norris Definition Television, in order to more accurately display his beard.
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TV was invented merely to showcase Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can get 2 Tactical Nukes in one game. Without a TV
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