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Facts with the tag "other"

Chuck Norris doesn’t wash his clothes, he disembowels them.

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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.

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Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around.

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Chuck Norris always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.

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There is in fact an "I" in Norris, but there is no "team"… not even close.

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Chuck Norris does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.

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The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends".

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Chuck Norris can judge a book by its cover.

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Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them.

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JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked her into a glacier.

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Chuck Norris does, in fact, live in a round house.

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To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

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