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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird
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If Chuck Norris ran CTU, he can advert a terrorist crisis in 24 minutes
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All the "Most Interesting Man in the World" facts are really Chuck Norris' Memoirs.
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It's never a party without Chuck Norris
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60 million years ago, Chuck Norris was looked at wrong. He then proceeded to roundhouse kick the earth, causing mass extinction.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East
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Lifetime Warranties do not exist because of Chuck Norris.
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Nothing runs like a Deere, except for Chuck Norris he runs like a cheetah on PCP.
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Oxygen needs Chuck Norris to survive.
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"Chuck Norris" spelled backwards is the entire US Constitution.
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Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin he built.
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Contrary to popular beleif, Rome WAS built in a day, by Chuck Norris.
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